These novels contain sexually explicit words and passages that are unsuitable to minors and possibly prohibited in some localities and is intended solely for adults only. The author assumes no responsibility for the actions of any person reading this novel.
COMING EARLY 2009
Second Printing Limited Edition - 160 COPIES
This Edition will contain...
16 full color pages of...
- a photo that was going to be used as the cover but later ditched for a blonde with a big gun, (photoshopped desert eagle bb)
- photos that were taken during the cover photoshoot,
- photos of art that was created out of the photos of the cover photoshoot,
- photos of an art piece that was inspired by the photos of the art created out of the photos of the cover photoshoot
- photos of photos that are just really nice to look at.
3 pages of... two letter combinations, that could just be initials - initials of dieters perhaps - that were on the diet, not on the diet, pretending to be on the diet (hard to fake), trying the diet out, on and off the diet, over-doing the diet and had to go on another diet, took the diet and changed it... etc.. 4 pages of... words that came to mind.
A NO SAFE SEX SCENE
This is the only version of the novel that will be printed where Sydney blows off the condom,
and last...
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
Rob discloses what moisurizer he uses, John watches a Sex and The City rerun, Fiona masturbates, Natalie goes down on Mandy, Chris gives Mathew a Kiss ('hmm maybe) and Sydney swallows... something...
THIS BOOK WILL NOT BE REPRINTED WITH THESE EXTRAS...
EVER... EVER... AGAIN... (promise)
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FIRST PRINTING LIMITED EDITION
Release date: July 4th 2006.
The SOMA Diet by Sydney Hilton
Vicodin, Vodka, Valium, Viagra, Cocaine, Xanax, Sex.
(any quantity, anytime you like)
Drugs, sex, humour, romance, bondage, color pictures, profanity, crossword, philosophy…
all in 31,291 words (approx)...
THIS EDITION IS OUT OF PRINT AND WILL NOT BE RE-PRINTED